Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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