i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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