Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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