just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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