Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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