Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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