I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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