Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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