Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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