so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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