In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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