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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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