Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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