Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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