I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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