I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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