I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize