yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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