I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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