that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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