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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.

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  We need to hang out more often

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• (406): View more from Montana

  we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.

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  that was the beginning of the end.

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• (805): View more from California

  You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive

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  Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level

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• (925): View more from California

  Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!

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• (516): View more from New York

  hey sweets how's ur crotch today?

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