How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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