i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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