Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
