was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Every concussion has its silver lining
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize