I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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