ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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