this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
