I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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