rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
we should paint friendship bongs
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