did you get engaged???
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize