my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She's the barista slut.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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