i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
