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(585): View more from New York

Even the bartender felt bad for me

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"

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(520): View more from Arizona

Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly

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(716): View more from New York

IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.

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(786): View more from Florida

I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable

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(775): View more from Nevada

I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem

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