you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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