If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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