I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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