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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

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(216): View more from Ohio

i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all

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(619): View more from California

My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.

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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS

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(702): View more from Nevada

I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.

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