Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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