As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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