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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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