We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
