The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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