omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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