Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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