he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
you never un-have a 4some
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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