guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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