i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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