whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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