Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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