i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
