farters have to be the big spoon...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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