Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize